LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt

Darynda Jones
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR...
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR...
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR...
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"Like the suicidal raccoon, I too will fuck up your alignment if you run me over." This saying is meant to let everyone know that the shirt wearer may not be able to work for you, but he will still try anyway.

Source: Eighth Grave After Dark

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